Roses are Red, and I'm Farting Fred: A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts (Farting Adventures)

Fred doesn’t want to get up. Mainly because it’s a holiday he doesn’t like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.

Our gas carries us
Up the Eiffel Tower.
Then past the Arc de Triomphe
With full fart power.

Hello, Leaning Tower of Pisa!
And Goodbye!
There’s Buckingham Palace
As we fly by.

Check out all the Farting adventures books:

Fairy the Farting Unicorn
Roses are Red, and I’m Farting Fred
Farting Without You is Like
Pete the Pooting Pufferfish
Taylor the Tooting Turkey
Frank the Farting Flamingo
Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin

Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for ages 0-100+!